Monday, November 11, 2013

Healthcare Prison Blues: Johnny Cash Weighs In

Last week, country-western stars Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood sang a little tribute to the on-going disaster that is Obamacare. We thought we would check in with Johnny Cash and see if he had any song to sign on the subject.  He said there was in fact a certain song that had been creeping and crawling around his head, and it goes like this:

(To the tune of Folsom Prison Blues)

I hear the train wreck coming,
it’s rollin’ round the bend,
and I don’t see it workin’ ‘til I don’t know when.
I’m stuck in Healthcare website,
and time keeps draggin’ on.
But that train wreck keeps a rollin’
on down to San Antone

When I was just a baby, my momma told me “Son,
always have insurance, don’t ever go it alone.”
But when I got that cancellation letter,
I just wanted to die.
And now I get that error message,
I hang my head and cry.

I bet there’s politicians gettin’ fancy insurance plans.
They’re probably gettin’ covered for everything they need.
Well I know I had it comin’ …
no insurance for free.
But those pols get their exemptions,
and that’s what tortures me.

Well if they freed me from healthcare prison
and my old health plan was mine
I bet I’d move it on a little further down the line,
far from healthcare prison.
That’s where I want to stay.
And I’d let my old healthcare plan
blow my blues away